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FEH3 Trail #2492 – DISCO, hare: 9SS

January 21 @ 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm EST

**FEH3 Trail# 2492**
NineSS & Harambe’s Disco Ain’t Dead Trail
Saturday, January 21, 2023
Gather : 3:00
Hares away : 3:30 ( HST )
Location: 37.087082, -76.473015 (see map below)

Cost : $5

De-Trails :
A – A trail
Tunnels : Maybe?!!
Water : YES, how wet you get will be left up to you
Chicken/Eagle : Probably not, but no one knows for sure
Shiggy : Of course! Between 1.69 & 9.69
Mileage : 3 miles or so, give or take

Well, on this date, in 1978, Saturday Night Fever went #1 and stayed there for 24 weeks! So join the hares, Cricks Out for Harambe and Nine Second Swallow, on a shitty trail right through Funkytown. You may be doing a little dance, maybe making some love, but definitely falling down! This is a call out to all you Le Freaks out there to shine up your disco balls and cum in your funkiest disco attrie. Will you survive? Will the pack be Staying Alive? No one knows for sure but this shit show will be a true Disco Inferno! And if all of that was not enough to peak your interests, do yourselves a little simple math for this date….. 1 + 2+1 +2+3 = …. YEAH 9! So you know that wanker will have some unique things in store for y’all. ![🔛]() What to bring :
*disco themed attire
* low expectations
* vessel
* shiggy socks
* change of clothes/dry bag
* cranium lamp
* whistle
* a song or 3
* a joke
* willingness to do dumb things for fun times
* virgins
* shiny (disco) balls

Do NOT bring :
* negatively
* COVID-19
* high expectations
* willingness to stay in clothes
* fear of shots
* fear of being wet & muddy


January 21
3:00 pm - 6:00 pm EST


Newport News
Newport News, VA us

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