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FEH3 Trail #2483 – NFN Bryce’s virgin lay
September 17, 2022 @ 3:00 pm - 6:00 pm EDT
NFN Bryce’s virgin lay w/ 9SS to show the way
Saturday Sept 17, 2022
Gather : 3:00
Hares away : 3:30 ( HST )
Location: 522 Surrender Rd. (there is a turn around area that should be vacant enough for shenanigans)
Hares: NFN Bryce & Nine Second Swallow
Cost : $5
De-Trails : A – A trail
Tunnels : not this time
Water : should be fairly dry trail
Chicken/Eagle : probably not but no one knows for sure
Shiggy : of course! Between 1.69 & 9.69
Mileage : 3 miles or so, give or take
Join NFN Bryce and that horrible human 9SS on a historically bad shit show. How bad exactly shall it be? Well you have to show up to find out. The trail itself will be poorly laid, the hares… lazy and unmotivated, marks will be few and far between! But…. there shall be beer and 9SS is involved so most likely whisky as well. All other de-trails will be discussed before this adventure begins. So CUM one and CUM ALL to a trail that you will make you question all of your life’s choices to this point ??
What to bring :
* low expectations
* vessel
* shiggy socks
* change of clothes/dry bag
* cranium lamp
* whistle
* a song or 3
* a joke
* willingness to do dumb things for fun times
* virgins
Do NOT bring :
* negatively
* COVID-19
* high expectations
* willingness to stay in clothes
* fear of shots
* fear of being wet & muddy
